But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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