Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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