it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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