Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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