I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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