Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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