Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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