dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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