Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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