Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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