Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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