Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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