The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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