How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I lost the right to judge tonight
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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