hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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