Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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