So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i think my mom watched the whole time
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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