Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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