so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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