The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the condom got lost in my hair
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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