White coat. Heels.
i permit you to call me
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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