We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
