Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
