I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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