I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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