I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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