i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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