no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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