shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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