It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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