Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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