so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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