she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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