I just cut my nipple shaving
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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