doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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