I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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