OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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