I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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