I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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