lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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