Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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