what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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