I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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