What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Randomize
