Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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