Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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