physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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