My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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