I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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