What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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