I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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