I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
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That's how twitter works, right?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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