what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Drunk is not a location!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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