Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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