I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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